This funny showgirl’s memoir takes readers behind the curtain, and straight into the dressing room. She started out as a flat chested dreamer competing in the world of show business where perfection is the norm. She endured and overcame battles with bullying and repeated rejection. She shares her most intimate and epic wardrobe malfunction that led to a life changing decision. This author loves to share a good laugh, and gives witty inside tips like how to survive a 5 show day, balance an over-sized headdress, and audition do’s and don’ts. And above all, in the event of a missing bear paw, run away sheep, or chronic bronchitis, Ladies and Gentleman…
